Thanksgiving Family Dysfunction T-Shirt
Tired of pretending your family is a Norman Rockwell painting? Own the beautiful disaster with our Family Dysfunction Thanksgiving T-Shirt!
We get it. Your uncle asks about your love life, your aunt critiques your plate, and there's a passive-aggressive battle brewing over the last slice of pie. This shirt is your silent (or not-so-silent) declaration that you've come prepared—for the food, and for the inevitable drama.
Why You Need This Shirt:
The Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to get a laugh, a knowing nod, or at least a suspicious side-eye from your most judgmental relative.
Built for Comfort, Ready for Conflict: Made from a super-soft, breathable cotton blend, it's comfortable enough to survive a post-turkey food coma and a heated political debate.
Durable Design: High-quality print stands up to gravy stains, spilled wine, and the frantic hand gestures of your cousin telling a story.
A Family Heirloom (Maybe Not): The perfect way to commemorate another year of making it through the holidays relatively unscathed.
Available in multiple colors and sizes for the whole wonderfully-messed-up crew.
Tired of pretending your family is a Norman Rockwell painting? Own the beautiful disaster with our Family Dysfunction Thanksgiving T-Shirt!
We get it. Your uncle asks about your love life, your aunt critiques your plate, and there's a passive-aggressive battle brewing over the last slice of pie. This shirt is your silent (or not-so-silent) declaration that you've come prepared—for the food, and for the inevitable drama.
Why You Need This Shirt:
The Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to get a laugh, a knowing nod, or at least a suspicious side-eye from your most judgmental relative.
Built for Comfort, Ready for Conflict: Made from a super-soft, breathable cotton blend, it's comfortable enough to survive a post-turkey food coma and a heated political debate.
Durable Design: High-quality print stands up to gravy stains, spilled wine, and the frantic hand gestures of your cousin telling a story.
A Family Heirloom (Maybe Not): The perfect way to commemorate another year of making it through the holidays relatively unscathed.
Available in multiple colors and sizes for the whole wonderfully-messed-up crew.